an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"
Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf
Peter: Ok then
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf
Peter: Ok then
by quantuman April 08, 2010
A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.
I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!
by Gavalot January 11, 2011
Sleeping person: What is that ruckus outside? There aren't enough gays for it to be a marriage march, not enough pink for breast cancer support?
Friend texting back: Are there a lot of V-shirts? It could be a vagina monologues march.
Friend texting back: Are there a lot of V-shirts? It could be a vagina monologues march.
by Grilliam March 14, 2009
Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.
"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?
"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".
And/or
"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".
And/or
"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
by Permanenthursday@gmail.com January 23, 2010
A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.
by The Original Pfeiffer March 26, 2010
Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
by TitsMcGee6969 November 13, 2010
1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014