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rabid seamonkey

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.
"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"
by Ontario April 5, 2008
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Seasonally Hot

A girl who is sometimes hot, depending on the time of the year. Often this includes chicks with very pale skin, who are only hot during the summer when they are tan; or slightly fat girls who are ugly when they show skin
"'Anne the Beast' is one of those people who's hot when she isn't all pale and disgusting"
"Yeah, she's seasonally hot!"

"I like her more when she doesn't show skin"
"You're right, she's seasonally hot"
by gilzzz February 20, 2010
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Four Seasons

A series of alcoholic shots usually done by college students that want to get drunk really fast or pregame in a short amount of time. The series goes:

Spring = Vodka
Summer = Rum
Fall = Whiskey
Winter = Gin

The drinker(s) take each shot with only about a minute of waiting in between, leading to a very interesting and quickly brought on buzz.
Did you hear about Dan and Trevor? They did the four seasons twice in a row. There's two years they'll never remember.
by Dan&Trev March 5, 2012
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seamonkey

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.
When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.
by vengstro June 27, 2006
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Seasoned Breast

An act of humiliation in which a woman would smother her breast in her vagnial juices unknowing to her boyfriend who does not or is not willing to give her oral. Usually done as self gratification.
Girl! i gave that asshole of a boyfriend some Seasoned Breast. Fool talking about he does give head.
by Antiguan May 3, 2009
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seasoned

To get high on marijuana, or pot or whatever else you want to call it. It can take the place of any descriptive word for being high, such as stoned or baked.
"Dude, let's get seasoned!"
"Hey man, I'm hella seasoned!"
by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007
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seasonal dating

Seasonal dating is a term used to describe those unwed people who live their lives traveling and exploring the world. They never settle down, so they have "dates" in multiple parts of the world that they visit a couple times, or maybe once, a year. They rotate through their favorite places in the world, seeing their seasonal lovers, and explore some new locations as a way of life.
Lindsay travels to a different country every few months, seeing different men in each country, so her dating lifestyle is described as seasonal dating.
by travel_hunny April 2, 2010
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