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two week rule

If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.
You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.
by legocreations February 8, 2010
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Plaid Shirt Rule

The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.
Jane: Whoa, did John get hotter?
Joseph: Nah, he's just following the plaid shirt rule.
by Bruce Banner's girl February 4, 2013
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Regra 999 - Rule 999

Se foi postado na internet, em qualquer lugar, não importa qual seja, alguém já tirou um print.

If it was posted on the internet, no matter where, someone's already take a screenshot.
"Apaga que ainda dá tempo", Regra 999 - Rule 999
by Allehn Lancaster April 24, 2016
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Rule 9002

If there's a rule, someone doesn't know it, will google it, will ask what it is, will be called a n00b, or will say that the person who cited it is a moron, idiot, or some other term of negativity.
Person 1: That pic is so Rule 34.
Person 2: what's Rule 34? (doesn't know, and asks what it is)
Person 1: If it exsists, there is porn of it.
Person 2: That's not true. I'll google it. (goes and googles it.)
Person 1: It is true, isn't it n00b.
Person2: jerk.

Rule 9002.
by Korana February 2, 2009
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rule 100

Rule 100: There are already so many rules that no one needs to make any more of them.
"Ah, but rule 2401."

"why is that there??? rule 100, damnit!!!"
by Pinky the Floyd September 23, 2009
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Rule Number One

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.
by Mels 2 November 27, 2011
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Ja Rule Hater

One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).
Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003
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