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Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.
Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.
by J November 12, 2003
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russian beefcake

A very wide and long Russian penis. Normally pink and juicy looking.
I used my russian beefcake to give that bitch a russian chili dog.
by Greeshaw May 3, 2006
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russian lollipop

When a man penetrates a woman's ass that is filled with skittles; when he pulls out she is then to lick it off.
Man that was a crazy Russian lollipop.
by pandanym November 26, 2014
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Russian Soldier

While another person is in the process of squeezing out a big ol' shit on your chest during coitus, the act of using a single index finger to push said nut log back into their ass. Used by normal people who have a problem with being shit on, or abnormal people who like to make their partner's shits more difficult.
That bitch was entirely too kinky for my tastes. She tried to shit on my chest, so I pulled a good old Russian Soldier on her. Needless to say, I won't be calling her back.
by SmeedWoker April 10, 2010
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Russian Ending

Endings of stories that aren't happy. Usually used in reference to cinema. In contrast American films are notorious for their happy endings.
Friend 1: I heard you saw that movie Weekend. What did you think?

Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.

Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.
by SirMrJim March 13, 2012
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One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.
The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae
by Poopballz42069 May 8, 2016
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Russian Massage

Yo bitch, come give me a Russian Massage!
by Mount. St. Smooth November 10, 2004
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