shadow relationship

A relationship you have with a bro via another bro by way of meme sharing without ever having knowledge of one another’s existence.

You will never know how many shadow relationships you have.

by Christian is great January 7, 2024

Lean relationship

A relationship where none of the involved parties are bringing their children into the mix. This may imply that neither of the individuals have any children of their own, or the one pursuing a relationship does want to take on any additional children from the potential partner.

They are pretty attractive but they do have kids, and I'm only interested in a lean relationship.

by Lloyd Cruxmyth January 17, 2024

Jetamous relationship

A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system

I am in a jetamous relationship With (Person and persons in the system )

by Breaddedfed May 2, 2024

Eclipse Relationship

a brief but important and beautiful relationship; the break up is usually mutual

Alex: Yeah me and Reagan just broke up. It was an eclipse relationship. It didn’t last forever but it was amazing.

by catinawalmartbag May 5, 2024

national relationship update day

national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may

hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?

by arum1784632785 May 5, 2024

Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.

Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.

by rideF May 14, 2024

6996 relationship

When someone is in a hot and heavy relationship and it devolves into a relationship where they can’t even sleep with their heads on the same end of the bed.

I can’t stand Mike and Jenny their 6996 relationship is annoying.

by HopeInABrokenJar June 12, 2024