River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.

Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.

by Drewisms June 6, 2020

River got me

When river get you.

River got me

by RiverGotMe June 10, 2020

A Three Rivers

An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.

Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.

by Doc Fitz September 18, 2020

River

One of the most awesome people you will meet. She is always down to party and is a total hottie. She may seem all hot and a real tomboy, but she can have more than one mood. She may be the hottest and feistiest chick you know, but she will stick with you and comfort you during the hard times. She is a friend that you will never forget.

damn you gotta get yourself a River.

by Cereal-Killer13 September 27, 2020

Rivers

An extremely hot boy who can get any girl he wants with a 6 ft dick and can insert like a pro

Rivers can eat New York

by Lolrealdudw October 7, 2020

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

jorden river

where the stuiped jews gone to

man 1: wanna go to the jorden river

girl: sure

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, October 20, 2020