retarded

Moron, idiot, fucktard, etc.

does NOT mean "disabled"

retarded means stupid jackass
Correct: Dude, you're so retarded you just broke my Wii
Incorrect: Damn look at that retarded dude he's autistic

by MinecraftRulesDotCom August 27, 2020

anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time

john is such a crap sucking retard

by matt15 July 26, 2006

retarded

When you're put in special classes because you cant perform to your full potential. Low IQ. Low learning abilities. Disabilties. Failures in school. Also a name for a dumb person.

I was in special ed. Some kids call me retarded but I just have a low IQ.

by Michael Rehmeyer December 26, 2007

retardedrandy

a retarded randy is someone who thinks hes cool but trips or eats crap infront of public

by nick October 20, 2003

retardabombed

When you drink way too much and won't remember doing stupid things, so people take pics to document your retardation.

Hey did you see Rick dancing with a lamp in my pics from Friday nite? He was seriously retardabombed.

by foodeegirl May 27, 2011

sickly retarded

Ridiculously awesome; crazy. Coined by rapper MF Doom in the song "Impending Doom" off the Daedelus album Exquisite Corpse.

"Yo, this beat is sickly retarded, yo"

by Mr. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX May 17, 2008