Get retarded

The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.

Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?

by Doping March 7, 2023

Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

by Spider647 October 25, 2023

Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Fucking Retarded Idiot-

Logan Thomas Ward

Bill said to Jim hey man did you hear about that Fucking Retarded Idiot- Logan ward

by Logan’s biggest opp January 21, 2024

Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.

Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)

by musket 193 January 27, 2024

semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

Psychologically retarded

Cameron r davis

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded

by Badgirl24 December 9, 2023