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Reading Rainbow

when you're screwing a girl with the lights are off and a car goes by and the room lights up and your partner is ugly, you jump over the bed toward the door.
Dude, that chick was so ugly i had to pull a quick reading rainbow!
by E Ros December 24, 2008
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want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.
"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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riley read

A teen slut how makes lots of money. She has small tities. And a nice pussy
Hey go on pornhub

Ok?
Search Riley read
K
Damn she's hot
Your damn right
by Kelly ass March 11, 2017
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Reading, PA

not hood, (shakin my head) dont nobody in the world want to claim they're from Reading. LOL @ the name first of all. And that little "death" that happened in that school was a lie, just because little white kids over there do pot don't mean they hood, Lmao @ pot, come to jerzy where them real niggaz be at, holla atcha nigga on some real
Wouldn't nobody in the entire U.S. walk up to someone and say they from "Reading, PA". Jersey is the truth if anything. Camden is rated murder capital of the U.S., search the web if u dont believe me, and Newark, Irvington, Elizabeth, Jersey City, East Orange and all that is still hood along wit it holla at me 1
by B iz Brazy September 28, 2005
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Read

To use correct English to totally wreck a person who is demonstrating idiotic behavior.
He touched her butt and she read him his rights!
by Nana@yourass June 13, 2018
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read it and weep

It is when you send a myspace message to someone and when you go to the sent folder it will say that the person has " read" your message and did not reply back.
Me: UGH Jackie didnt reply back to my message!
Someone elese: Oh she read it and weep your message
by Camille sdt November 17, 2007
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reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)
I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.
by Sir Salty GoBadger III July 23, 2008
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