Retard Unit 

What pretentious @#$%heads from Europe usually call the imperial system. It's simply a way of saying imperial system of measurement if you're a pretentious twat waffle.

Pretentious twat waffle: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.
Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside, or 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

Retard Unit by EuropeSucks December 4, 2016

retard tingles 

When you do something weird with you friends, (or an inside joke) and an outsider sees you, and gives you an odd glance.

He just gave me the worst retard tingles.

retard tingles by retardtingles September 28, 2008

Retard Point

A score given to somebody who drops the Bilarg in the sport [Quadbilarg.

Backlash: Coutts...you're on 7 Retard Points now!

Retard Point by Rob Nails December 26, 2007

retard-vill 

a place where extraudinarily cool amazing dudes with a few issues such as walking backwards into poles and retard stuff. People around this person believe they are on a constant high until they take down many redbull, V, mother, coffee and coke

guy1:ah, that kid lives in retard-vill see? he has an aura of coolness and stuff around him
guy2:HOLY SHIT DUDE your right
retard-villguy::)

retard-vill by alexkbobblebreath January 16, 2009

retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

retard wrednesday by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

retard salad 

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

retard salad by kalisz June 14, 2010

Retard Defect Disability 

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

Retard Defect Disability by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011