Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022

5 for a quickie

5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob

Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.

by Djfshdg it s Shakespeare September 18, 2022

Moonwalking on quicksand

Expression used when someone tries to solve a problem, but in a crazy/absurd way that would most likely not work.

Matty didn't have money to go to the concert, so he went moonwalking on quicksand by robbing a bank and using his own car as a getaway car.

by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023

seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.

ooh! seconds are quick!

by plato! April 21, 2024

What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

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Person 343: What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

What About Quick Time Events

What About Quick Time Events

What About Quick Time Events

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math

Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.

Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?

by Papa günter January 7, 2018