A term to describe someone who is seen as a fake/phony. However, this is a term used mostly by ignorant scum bags who have a great deal of growing up to do. It's one of those words that most civilized people do away with after middle school.
Duncan Disorderly: Dude, that kid's such a poser, I had that look first. (his friend walks in dressed just like him) DUDE I'm loving the look! (they proceed to high five each other and let out a Louis from "Revenge of the Nerds" style laugh)
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Stupid bullshit word G4 put in a commercial that isn't even funny and is a horrible example of the amazingness of urban dictionary.
I was watching this show last night on G4 and that stupid commercial with the word Poker Hot came on and I was like, this pisses my balls off.
by Spumspumss August 16, 2009
Get the Poker Hot mug.A person who is trying too hard to be punk... but isn't and loves rap and Fallout Boy... and Yellowcard and Gay emo... usually a girl or a slasher(emo)...
They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.
They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.
Poser: Man, Fallout Boy is so Hard-core!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!
by Not Punk but a Skanker! April 19, 2006
Get the poser mug.1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.
Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.
by cloudwacher August 12, 2006
Get the poser mug.Avril Laviegn, Simple Plan, adn GC anyone who weres abercrombie and listen to punkand thinks there punk!
by megan June 21, 2003
Get the Poser mug.1. pokerus is a virus that started in ruby and saphire versions of pokemon that doubled their stats and spread throughout your team. if you put a pokerus infected pokemon in your pc it will not spread. it is also twice as harder to find a wild pokemon with pokerus than finding a shining pokemon. another way to get it is if an action replay or gameshark code goes wrong and you end up with a bad egg that has pokerus.
2. a person gets sucked in to obsessing pokemon so much it becomes a pokefag.
2. a person gets sucked in to obsessing pokemon so much it becomes a pokefag.
EXAMPLES
1. oh sweet my deoxys has pokerus! now he has 512 attack! SWEET!
2. bob: hey, you know jeff caught pokerus.
john: aww really? that means...
bob: yep, he is a total pokemon fanfreak...
(jeff walks in)jeff: hi guys, you wanna see some pokemon drawings i did?
1. oh sweet my deoxys has pokerus! now he has 512 attack! SWEET!
2. bob: hey, you know jeff caught pokerus.
john: aww really? that means...
bob: yep, he is a total pokemon fanfreak...
(jeff walks in)jeff: hi guys, you wanna see some pokemon drawings i did?
by zorak3160 February 6, 2009
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