Personality pounds

It's a play on getting fat that looks don't matter. And the only thing going for you is your personality (because you are fat)
1. Refers to gaining weight (fat)

2. Refers to a person that it is not particularly pleasing to look at physically, and the only thing going for them is personality.

Jim: "I am a fat fuck lately, put on 10kgs of personality pounds".

Maria" He has let himself go, in the personality pounds category"

by FattyMcFuckhead2021 November 8, 2021

sportin' extra pounds

To be overweight, or obese. Like someone could be sportin' 10 extra pounds, or 50 extra pounds.

What's up with Jessica Simpson, she's sportin' extra pounds. Like 60 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 19, 2018

The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.

I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!

by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020

pierogi pound

When, after a night out of eating pierogi’s with his friends, your boyfriend/husband comes back home and gives you the hardest doggy style you have ever experienced. Often occurs with men from the Pittsburgh area.

Lily: My hips are so sore today.
Sarah: Why?
Lily: Steve came home last night after hanging out with the boys and gave me a good pierogi pounding. He made us do it in front of a Big Ben poster too.
Sarah: John did that to me last night too, they must’ve both in at that new pierogi place in downtown Pittsburgh.

by PierogiPound October 4, 2022

Cunt pound

14.7 ounces.

She asked for a pound, but she was such a bitch I gave her a cunt pound.

by Cranberry Jenkins April 22, 2016

2 pound pom

Your classic Pommy immigrant, that has rejoiced and now worships in the Aussie bogan culture. Living the good life with an early tin in hand, the free jumpers that come in bulk buy beer specials and enjoying a few snaggs on the barrrbee with his other geeza mates.

Joining the original convict settler generations for breakfast tins in the pre- departure lounge waiting for their annual exciting cultural experience to a back street of Kuta, where they will spend this years no LTI bonus drinking warm Bintangs by a piss filled pool.

I saw the airport lounge full of 2 pound poms

by Tincandiver August 21, 2023

Diaper pounding

When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.

I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.

by Mrcappy June 7, 2021