text potato 

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

text potato by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

indiana potato 

Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat

The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.

indiana potato by Wizzeed July 22, 2014

Saucy potato 

Shreks favorite food. (Shrek lives as a saucy potato) he loves to sauce his potatoes basically is what Saucy potatoes means. It also helps you sauce yourself and you can squirt the potatoes warm sauce into your mouth and rub it on the inner layer of your pants.

I grabbed the saucy potato and rubbed it all over me and it felt so good. Shrek split open the saucy potato and shreked it. After he shreked it he swallowed it.

Saucy potato by Cornioah July 1, 2015

mouldy potato 

Pussy destroyer ;)

"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"

mouldy potato by sAGO-LYFe March 4, 2016

super potato 

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato

The super potato destroyed my home

super potato by Raghooten August 27, 2016

Misty Potato 

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by

I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato

Misty Potato by GenWT January 26, 2017

Pale potato 

Someone with very pale skin yet a Devine peel

Eva is a pale potato

Pale potato by Palepotato May 5, 2017