Poop roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: the poop roll-up. This is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
I left a poop roll-up in my girlfriend's parents' house the other day. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!
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Get the Poop Docking mug.That shit you take that feels like you're peeing from your ass, and looks like someone poured a can of chunky's soup in your toilet. Poop-Soup comes in 5 different levels.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Person A: man my stomach has been really hurting, and i get these back pains at random.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
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Get the Poop-Soup mug.When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."
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They poop in a sock instead.
They poop in a sock instead.
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