Geometry Dash Player

Another way of saying "Virgin"

he: girl hes a Geometry Dash Player

her: ew

by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99

Person One: Worlds Best Baseball Player is here tonight!
Person Two: Omg I met Jschlatt a while ago

by pxxceful July 22, 2023

a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

by dingdongsam November 1, 2022

This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time

A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.

Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥

Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time

by LeBronTheGOAT23 July 30, 2022

player hater

One who is jealous and does any and everything possible to hold down the next man.

He saw me with this bad bitch so he went and told her I was fucking shorty from across the street.

by 1che October 21, 2003

players ball

a swarm of silverback gorillas that descends upon carbondale, illinois for one week each year to remind white people why segregation was invented; a convention of poop throwing and free loading

players ball in carbondale and chicago

by phoebelilly March 21, 2010