pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023

Pillow pounding

Tit wank

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018

cold pillow

when your balls get smaller

person 1: hey bro i just jumped into the pool and i went cold pillow
person 2: thats to much information bro

by ballsack2001 August 13, 2023

Sallow Pillows

Posh slang for Saggy tits.

Oh gosh Tarquin, that aged dame 10 foot yonder certainly has some sallow pillows

by Jaffandjoof May 15, 2020

Pillow Baby

A sexual/romantic partner who has laid beside you on a pillow, similar to pillow talk after sexual intercourse. You typically have strong feelings for this person hence the following phrase “baby”.

Sister: Ew, who are you talking to on the phone?
Charles: My pillow baby. It’s none of your business!
Sister: *frowns*

by hashtagANonaMous July 27, 2023

Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023