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Laura Jane Parker

Laura Jane parker. A girl who took your world by storm and you never looked back. She has the sweetest of smiles and an even sweeter heart. Creative and funny, goofy and cute, she makes the day seem all that little bit brighter when you're around her. You could never get tired of a Laura Jane Parker. If you are ever lucky enough to come across such a girl, just remember one thing, she deserves a wolrd full of happiness and nothing less. Treat her how you'd like to be treated yourself. You've stumbled upon a one in a million type of person. "Fuzzy" comes to mind when you think of Laura Jane Parker.
Hey that girl got some serious ninja skills, nah, that's just Laura Jane parker.
by Goofball95 November 23, 2021
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keep your pecker in your pants

Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.
Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!
by shrao October 2, 2022
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When something goes so wrong but with an all female group
They all bailed for the sorority meeting .

Even worst - we paid the deposit on the table .

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets
by Papi LeeMoney Liberati March 27, 2022
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pecker nose

a strap on cock for your nose, also referring to people with big noses
by everyone April 7, 2005
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Ben Parker

Often sighted out on the town followed by Hundreds of women yelling and screaming his name, he is a true player and can play the game hard. The combination of his sexual appeal and game status is often referred to as "Rick Rossing" or "Wale'ing"
I met this dude out on the town last night he's was a "Ben Parker!" if ive ever seen one. I turned to say hey to him as he passed me..., but got trampled by the stampede of women after him. He was Rick Ross'ing.
by Chizzin January 14, 2012
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PECKER

EXTREAMLY LARGE WORM (PENIS)
I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR PECKER
by Lard_lover April 27, 2017
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