When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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Get the sour popper mug.A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.
"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
by Chucklefck March 1, 2019
Get the Cork Plopper mug.When the penis is yanked on with such force and verosity that it causes the man the vomit at the same time.
“I thought he was really enjoying the rough tug up until I pulled too hard and he totally party poppered all over me!”
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by Enderman May 17, 2019
Get the Distributive property mug.A device that it used commonly in the workshop and is usually named as a 'tap' and is used to engrave spiral patterns around a piece of thin metal BUT in this circumstance is used to place over the bellend and to rotate as far around as possible, preferably a 360 degree turn so that the nob/bellend flies off at many miles per hour.
For example, I grabbed the nob popper as I had a serious itch on my nob and decided to twist it until my dick uncontrollably bled and my nob flew into the teachers mouth while explaining how to progress with the next step in making a balance toy.
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Get the Nob Popper mug.When you pull a buttplug out so fast and violently that it makes a popping noise as it is pulled out.
Jessica tried a butt plug for the first time last night. I surprised her with a pooper popper. The sound startled her.
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