Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.

That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute

by Shewmanga February 10, 2017

default player

One who changes his or her's default on myspace/facebook constantly.
This person typically has 20+ pictures of themselves on said site.

--"When did Mary change her default?"
--"Like, a minute ago. What a default player!"

by beastlymanlaugh June 11, 2008

Flute Player

A competitive, energetic person who likes the spotlight. Many flute players can be rude but if you find a good one they are sincere and kind. They are also known for giving amazing blowjobs.

The flute player is usually a great partner because they can give amazing blowjobs.

by Bonniewool342 October 7, 2018

Roblox player

A Roblox player is a person that plays Roblox.
A noob is a Roblox player because he plays Roblox.

Random: Do you know what is Roblox?
Random1: Yes, I'm a Roblox player!

by Robloxian :> July 4, 2020

curse like a Call of Duty player

Modern version of curse like a sailor - to use excessive expletives and racial slurs.

Person 1: Aaaaargh! You fucking fucked up niggers fuck!
Person 2: Gee, that guy really can curse like a Call of Duty player, eh?

by FokkerTISM April 13, 2014

Playdoughing

The act of defecating into someone's mouth then forcing your penis into their still, shit filled mouth causing the fecal matter to be forcibly compressed through the nasal passage and out of their nostrils much like a playdough fun factory.

playdoughing

by elmiguelsanchez April 26, 2010

lacrosse player

Kids that started baseball when they were younger and quit to start playing lacrosse because they were a disgrace to the game of baseball. They are also douche bags who think they are hot shit and lacrosse is the greatest sport ever even though they probably suck at that too.

lacrosse player: baseball is so boring

baseball player: thats because you sucked

lacrosse player: no the outfield was so boring

baseball player: exactly you played the outfield because you sucked

lacrosse player: (tries to get out of conversation) well i gotta go to lacrosse practice

baseball player: ok have fun playing with your shaft with other guys

by lacrossesucksballs June 2, 2009