Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play

Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE

by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020

Flawless Person

Myself. Talented, funny, perfect in every way, angel hybrid because I'm so nice (and humble), caring, one of the best people you'll ever lay eyes on, and MORE.

Someone New: "Hi, and you are?"
Me: A flawless person.
Someone New: MARRY ME.

by Malgryfogrhb February 11, 2020

Girl Person

A girl that you would date or go out with and enjoy talking to. *Girl Person* is a word you would usually use on social media eg. snapchat.

On snapchat:
Person 1: I've been talking to a few girls recently, they are really nice.
Person 2: Are any of them girl persons?
Person 1: Yes, yes they are.

by user101918171615141312 April 1, 2020

Some_Person_Was_Taken

Very sorry

Some_Person_Was_Taken Very sorry I was like W2S i was on ketamine

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

A person who eats bread

“A loser who sleeps with baby cat aka shadow which is his cat, and will usually watch DIY or life hacks videos. Does nothing interesting at all.”

Damn, Robert is such a person who eats bread.

by Adamations Adver May 19, 2020

wallpaper person

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.

What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person

by PlantAxe May 19, 2020

Hiroshima (Person)

A cheerful, often black-haired person. They're often shy when you first meet, but will eventually open up if you show them kindness. They tend to be more attracted to strong, outgoing personalities: To even out their shy, collected ones. If you hurt one of their friends, however, they will whoop your arse. They often enjoy gaming but are intelligent despite their gaming addiction. Good grades are important to them, but it's not easy for them to focus on their work or motivate themselves to get better grades. If you know a Hiroshima, keep them on your side, and try to assist them. Trust me- it'll pay off.

I'm not sure what to put here, so here: "Hiroshima (Person)"

by Sir Mango September 2, 2020