spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019

spit-it

a non-black itailian who is often found stealing sweatpants. Soemtimes found raping young girls and/or greasy old girls who are actually men (AKA. Marinelli)

Man, Spit-it had a mouth full of smegma last night from a 4 year old's gooch.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

spit prep

When you fuck a girl from behind and spit directly into her ass, for lubrication to perform a "Burrow jump".

Guy - bend over baby

Girl - okay

*PTEW*

Girl - Did you just...spit prep me?

Guy - yes i did 3:D

by mr_jim February 7, 2010

Pee Pee Spit

A Pee Pee spitting (cum)

I pulled out, just in time to shoot my pee pee spit all over her belly.

by Phatgrower January 5, 2022

Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.

oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.

by henriko November 11, 2008

Spit the git

The stalker of the elderly kind. An old pervert.

That old guy that follows the boys round is a Spit the Git

by mystic*** June 6, 2010

Sewer Spit

The toilet water that splashed up and hits you in the taint while taking a shit.

There’s nothing more refreshing than a pre -rinse with sewer spit while taking a dump.

by Tang0 Charl1e January 7, 2018