What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
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When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.
Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
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The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.
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