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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.
by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025
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Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.
by Erkk187 May 21, 2022
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Crab Bait

A hot woman who picks up guys even though she knows she has pubic crabs.
"Dude that girl is so hot."

''Yeah but shes crab bait"
by titsmcgee9999 September 24, 2011
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Crab Item

An corrupted anagram of "break time", used in the presence of overzealous managers who dislike people taking breaks of any kind. Sometimes accompanied by the waving of hands in a "crab claw" fashion in high-noise environments.
Person A: Crab Item!
Person B: Dang, it's three o'clock already? Woohoo!
by Black Workshirt March 5, 2024
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Crab car

A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.
Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.
by Omgcatslol4 January 21, 2021
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Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her
Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.
by Baskin21 June 15, 2025
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crab

it is a creature
Jake: wow look at that crab

Sam: The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,d were four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamist extremist network al-Qaeda against the United States on September 11, 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, which were two of the top five-tallest buildings in the world at the time. Following the first two impacts, the third and fourth flights were similarly coordinated to attack targets in the Washington metropolitan area.
by ASoppingWetBagel May 28, 2023
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