Obadiah

The name Obadiah has its roots in the Indo-European languague spoken in north-central Anatolia.

It means "One who kills lizards."

During the 18th century BC, it was common for reptiles, usually lizards, to invade clay brick homes during cold winter months.

Ridding one's house of reptiles followed the ritual pattern of Discovery, Declaration and Death.

Once a reptile was discovered in the house, the exterminator would exclaim, "Oh!" This was followed by the declaration that the reptile, being an uninvited guest, was "Bad!" The consequence, then, was to "Die!"

After the Syrian invasion, the syllable "ah" was added to various words as a way to acknowledge that all things good and useful flow from Allah. Consequently, OhBadDie became OhBadDie-Ah, which later evolved into the modern day "Obadiah."

The phrase, "I may have to call 1-800-OBADIAH," is generally regarded as an insult.

Possible meanings are:

a. You are not wanted here and you better leave.

b. You are so ugly that it is easy to mistake your face for one of a lizzard's.

by Lizzardkiller April 30, 2011

Obama

a normal man that happens to be President of the United States of America

"Did you hear Obama can save America with his mind bullets?" No, that is stupid. Obama can only give candy to small children with his mind bullets.

by Xeptionfortheman August 30, 2010

Obama Day

The Americans first Black Islamic President becomes America's first black Islamic president to be assassinated.

Obama Day is only a day of mourning for terrorist supporters and jihadists.

by Iggyy January 20, 2009

obama-nigger

A term used by small minded individuals who are controlled by the Republican fear machine to describe a man who represents real positive change in the government of this country.

McCain: I hear that obama-nigger is still polling better than me
Hillary: Yeah, but don't worry, it's not because of your OLD BALLS.

by marlon brown October 19, 2008

Obama- Nation

Say this as abomination; used for tell what obama has done to the nation.

Friend #1: obama is the worst president we've had ever!
Friend #2: he turned our country into an Obama- Nation...

by Atthedoop February 20, 2010

obama-o-rama

A rhyming, attempting-to relate-to-alleged-cool-people, reference to Senator Barack Obama's campaign for the U.S. presidency, in response to campaign slogan about getting "Fired Up." Decidely lame, but effective in rhyme and reason. You go, "couzin"!

Heard Obama speak last night.

At what?

Just another Obama-o-rama.

Wtf? Lame, MF.

W/e; still voting for him.

by Apopa December 20, 2007

obama

The soon to be President of the divided states of america. Has no first or middle name and is simple known by one name "obama". By having a piece of nearly every religion and ethnicity in him diverts people to vote for him on those sole reasons when he is in actuality a hand puppet.

(educated) "Who'd you vot for?"
(illiterate) "Obama man hes everywhere!"
(educated) "oh, what do you support him on?"
(illiterate) "uhm I dont know but the media says he's the right choice."

by xSkylar December 21, 2008