FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.

Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.

by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011

face the music

Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.

Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

waffle face

A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.

The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.

by TheyCallMeElJefe June 19, 2007

bumpy face

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.

Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

two faced

A person who acts like your friend and is one way around you but acts a different way around other people and talks shit behind your back.

That mofo Bob is so two faced he's nice around me but talks shit behind my back!

by streetdefiner July 3, 2011

thizz face

the face you make while thizzin and doin the thizzle dance ...bay area term

"fish face with the thizz face off a nike"-mac dre

by justine from the bay March 3, 2005

scrotum face

A teenager possessing a cleft chin combined with the start of a beard, giving the appearance of the male scrotum.

Kid #1: "Man that kid really looks like he has a scrotum on his face!"
Kid #2 "Let's call him scrotum face!"
Scrotum face: "Shut up you pansy!

by warrior1 June 26, 2007