ninja invite

World of Warcraft term, lure someone to join your party or guild.

"we need a tank for an instance, but nobody wants to join. We need to ninja invite someone".

by Udame March 13, 2008

ninnymuffin

A perfect word that can be used in a setting where vulgarity could cause embarrassment. If in the company of grandparents, parents, authoratative figures, or Tipper Gore, ninnymuffins is the perfect substitute. Special note: should only be used by "extreme caucasians".

Don't say, "You've really pissed me off now, you piece of shit."
Instead, say, "You've angered me immensely, you ninnymuffin."

Don't say, "I want to fuck you".
Instead, say, "Let's get to ninnymuffining!"

Don't say, "Goddamnit!"
Say, "Oh, Ninnymuffins!"

by too smoove to sweat it January 26, 2008

nintendonite

The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...

My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)

or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.

or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.

by valentine99 February 24, 2009

Ninja Doser

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.

I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting

by Rastadubb August 25, 2009

ninzy

a peculiar creature; the last of her kind; a quirky kind of freebird; the only one who can save us

Hey Ninzy, you are really odd.

by the odd one out January 8, 2010

Ninjak

1. Already being a pro ninja, Ninjak is one of the only few ninjas whom play video games. Whether it be on Xbox live or the PC, Ninjak is there. Sometimes you see him and sometimes you dont. If you met him before then you'll realize why Chuck Norris is no longer a factor in danger. Ninjak has the tendecy to expose himself too much, but few thinks its an open invite to a challenge. There are several impersonators of Ninjak whom have made a bad example of him thus far. He may not be the best of the elite gamers but be glad he doesnt know where you live. Despite the dangers of Ninjak he is an all around great guy.

2. The art of masturbaiting in public without being spotted

3. An Interwebs Ninja

1. Holy Crap! I just nailed a headshot on Ninjak!

*hiding under quilt* OH god why did i piss Ninjak off!

I was questing with Ninjak the other day on bladefist.

2. I dunno but for some reason i have this odd feeling that guy Ninjak'd

3. That "Ask a Ninja" guy is basically another Ninjak

by TherealNinjak February 6, 2010

ninja digits

A telephone call originated from an alternate number in order to disguise the caller's identity and/or intent.

"Jimmy tried to skate on me for a month of utilities and wouldn't call me back, but I finally bagged him with ninja digits from the conference room line at work."

"Have you heard about the new iPhone app that throws ninja digits? Dude, you can call from any friggin' number you want!"

by Slithorex March 8, 2010