Ninjak

1. Already being a pro ninja, Ninjak is one of the only few ninjas whom play video games. Whether it be on Xbox live or the PC, Ninjak is there. Sometimes you see him and sometimes you dont. If you met him before then you'll realize why Chuck Norris is no longer a factor in danger. Ninjak has the tendecy to expose himself too much, but few thinks its an open invite to a challenge. There are several impersonators of Ninjak whom have made a bad example of him thus far. He may not be the best of the elite gamers but be glad he doesnt know where you live. Despite the dangers of Ninjak he is an all around great guy.

2. The art of masturbaiting in public without being spotted

3. An Interwebs Ninja

1. Holy Crap! I just nailed a headshot on Ninjak!

*hiding under quilt* OH god why did i piss Ninjak off!

I was questing with Ninjak the other day on bladefist.

2. I dunno but for some reason i have this odd feeling that guy Ninjak'd

3. That "Ask a Ninja" guy is basically another Ninjak

by TherealNinjak February 6, 2010

Ninja Pinch

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...

I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.

by MbØt~Mk.II® March 13, 2015

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Stage Ninja

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.

Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff

by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019

Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!

by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB July 3, 2015

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas

Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

by jamundertoast December 17, 2010