A dilussional version of a 'new urbanist'. A person that buys a new condo in a newly rehabilitated building in any downtown - then bitches about the noise, smells and crime. Drives three blocks to work, preaches the evils of fossil fuels and never takes the bike off the top of the car.
These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
"I wonder how much extra fuel I am using with that bike on top of my car - I mean per year? Hang on - I see a crowd - I think I'll go over and walk with them."
"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
by unkleheavy June 21, 2014
Get the new suburbanistmug. A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools
by uqvx September 21, 2021
Get the New Cumberlandmug. New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!
“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
“Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip”
“But there’s kfc”
“What about New Addington?”
“Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip”
“But there’s kfc”
by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021
Get the New Addingtonmug. A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
Get the Windows Newsmug. A 'News Article' but only smaller!
Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'
Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4
Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'
Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4
Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"
Larry: "The Particles, sir?"
Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"
Larry: "The Particles, sir?"
Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"
by Carni-Fuu November 5, 2012
Get the News Particlemug. A phrase originally created by Adrianna when trying to say ‘Nebraska’... legend has it, that if you close your eyes and say ‘New Braska’ three times while spinning around, you can summon the spirit of Adrianna and she will insult your height, despite being only 5’2
by Penn nayme November 16, 2020
Get the New Braskamug. When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
Get the eBay-newmug.