Noah gray

a kid in the south west who has e shay shoes and lives in margs, he is often seen getting in with everygirl he sees
and says he doesnt skate but he can be seen nearly every wknd running away from the skatepark with the whole skatepark chasing him away .smokes baccy

girl1: whos the lucky man
girl2: noah gray
girl1: oh I dated him last week

by ardi katarna May 27, 2019

noah ranger

Fucking dumbass who will try insulting you but end up insulting himself and he's really dumb and screws up

Wow, Jordan just screwed up scoring on our own net, what a Noah Ranger

by Nick_Hockey09 November 18, 2016

Noah

working smart rather than hard

I really pulled a Noah on that paper

by therumpusstumpus April 18, 2021

Noah Bradbury

A independent person with great qualitys he's really smart, kind, funny and a great friend Noah will always give you the best relationship advice and will always make you smile

Girl: hi Noah I need help

Noah Bradbury: ofc what do you need?

Girl: how do I ask Kyle out
Noah: follow me

by Brooke barry November 7, 2020

Noah

A faggot. The one kid in school that nobody wants to be around. does strange things and doesn't accept personal space. always smells really weird and has wreaking bad breath. Often referred to as a "jimmy". could be described as a pedofile the way he stares at children and women.

"ew stacey, look at that noah over there"
"yeah hes so weird, id never let him around my kids"

by jack bins August 22, 2022

Noah

Noah is a sweet heart. The kindest soul you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you feel like you matter. Noah loves everyone and always treats people with respect. So long as you treat him with respect. He’s loving, caring, and would do anything to keep a smile on your face. He’s protective, always, never putting himself before you. He makes your heart warm and you can’t help but feel safe when you’re with him. Even if you’re far away. Miles away. You feel safe. He always asks about how your day went and always cheers you up if it was a bad day. His laugh is contagious and will bring a smile to anyone’s face. You’ll never be alone when you have a Noah. And if you find one, you better hold onto him tight. Not that he’s going anywhere. He’s not the leaving kind. He just likes warm hugs. He’s a Noah. And that very fact is enough to bring joy to your heart.

- “Do you know Noah?”
- “Yeah. I Noah guy.....”

by KyrinLynn April 9, 2020

Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.

"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022