Muff Mustard

The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter

I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.

by Phil Taylor April 3, 2006

montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.

Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.

by shirleys January 9, 2007

Rookie Mistake

The act when someone makes a mistake that is so stupid, he is considered a rookie at it. The person must be called a rookie until the event is forgotten about, which in most cases takes a long time. Sucks for the rookie.

Person 1: Whats a rookie mistake?

Person 2: Thats a rookie mistake for not knowing what a rookie mistake was!

Person 1: Ahh man!

by Im Clever February 24, 2010

blood mustache

the ring of period blood around the mouth of a female, especially noticeable on the upper lip; most commonly left after having vaginal intercourse while the female is menstruating and then pulling out prior to ejaculation in the female’s mouth, leaving a “blood mustache.”

She told me to pull out so I could cum in her mouth and I gave her a blood mustache.

by Marty Farrington July 17, 2007

Mustake

A mustache worn by someone who clearly should not be facially-adorned in such a manner.

Jimmy's mustake makes him look like a used car salesman.

by budsharpe October 20, 2008

mastadonic magumbos

1- huge boobs of mastadonic proportions
2- incredibly giant boobs
3- boobs so big, the female gracing them begins to develop a hump
4- boobs so enormus, NASA can use them as a landing space
5-tata's so large that they out-weigh a mastadon

Anna Nicole Smith has mastadonic magumbos
That spanish bitch named Charo has mastadonic magumbos

by big willie06 July 20, 2006

Mustang

A car people buy when they can't find a nice Camaro for sale.

I was going to buy a Camaro, but I had to settle for a goddamn Mustang.

by Dale May 12, 2003