Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster March 02, 2012

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

by lewisg1989 June 08, 2017

Muff Rat

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.

"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."

by pussyslaver69 April 23, 2019

Muff-tang

The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.

"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"

by GRANYshifterTSi December 17, 2009

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 04, 2017

biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.

When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!

by SildogintheNatti July 14, 2017

muff-bomb

Can mean 1 of 2 things:

a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"

b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.

Friend 1 - "Bro, have you seen the latest Harry Potter movie?"

Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"

Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"

Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"

by Madam Hand December 29, 2010