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The Morning Deciscion

Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!

Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
by SallyMallyHally June 7, 2011
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cornrow morning

Having a cornrow morning is when you have reached the point of inebriation that you probably are going to wake up on your friends couch and he/she is going to have to explain the entirety of the night.

This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
" looks like you are going to have a cornrow morning"
by cornrowmorning February 19, 2012
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Wednesday morning withdraw

When a person comes to work on Wednesday morning and is found guilty of possible drug use and intoxication by fellow co workers after an early weeks partying scene. Usually the accused will be bantering aimlessly about unimportant topics early in the morning, with no intention of any real work getting done during that day. Often multiple smoke breaks or trips to the bathroom often conceal the truth that one is on some kind of controlled substance.
OMG look at show with the shakes, he obviously is going rhroygh Wednesday morning withdraw.
by Daddgadd October 15, 2014
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Cold Morning

In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.
by trenton101 August 29, 2016
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Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis
David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017
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A Molineux

The collective noun for a gathering of spastics, pikeys and cousin fuckers.
"Every couple of weeks it's common to see 'a molineux' of remedial mouth breathers down Wolvo way.
by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017
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Autumn Morlan

Know as the gay lord, penis chopper, and many others. Thy who cross the Mythical Morlan shall regret all things done upon thee life. Watch out for a midget with thy coloured hair and headphones.
Memelord87: "Bro I think I just saw an Autumn Morlan."
SurfsUpBrah: "What? No way man, better watch your back."
by The Best Memelord67 December 22, 2017
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