Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache

by Damien July 18, 2003

Good Mythical Morning

The best show in existence, hosted by two mid-age guys: Rhett And Link who probably just dropped out of college and needed another job

Rhett:"Hey Link, we need jobs lets make a morning show called Good mythical morning and get money" Link:"Sure"

by Homie bean April 9, 2015

morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 8, 2005

Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.

Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"

by mr.smarts January 26, 2011

morning donovan

Original band from the Bay Area, CA.

You check out the Morning Donovan Show this weekend?

by |v|0Rn!ng D0|\|0van May 13, 2004

morning gasm

you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.

Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"

by michael scott wants the fleece April 14, 2010

Morning Star

When your fresh shaved nuts grow back hair making yur nuggets extra spiky and prickly. Often stabbing you in the dick.

Oh shit! My morning star just stabbed my dick! *grabs balls to reposition them*

by Derik V October 20, 2008