Messed Up My Moose

An exclamation uttered when an attempt to turn lemons into lemonade is either sabotaged or derailed.

Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!

by ExelExel August 13, 2019

Messi Ordo

The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.

That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!

by Zheiruzi December 22, 2019

Messecessity

Messecessity is purposefully making a mess in order to find something lost, complete a project, or achieve a goal.

Trashing the den was a messecessity; Karen lost her keys...again.

I drink purely out of messecessity; reality sucks otherwise.

by Spacedog777 February 15, 2020

Messica

That bonkers chick from Love is Blind.

"Did you see her feed her dog wine?!" "Classic Messica, man"

by Dontfeedanimalswine March 5, 2020

messem

A legend who is the best skater of all time , people with this name are just total players. Watch out for your girl before he takes her.

that boy is a messem.

by messem December 4, 2020

Mess up

To change something and bring its value to a lower degree.

I balled up LeBron James and took him to the hole in 1 on 1 10 times. I won the game 10-0. He told me I should play in the summer pro league. I said no way, nuh-uh, that shit might try to mess up my game.

by MatthewSzymanski December 18, 2020

Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 21, 2021