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mexican wind tunnel

The sexual act of scissoring a girl and positioning your bunghole up to her vagina and farting into it, then turn around and place your penis infront of it and having her queef it back on your dick like its a sleek automobile in a wind tunnel
Dude, I gave tina the best mexican wind tunnel last night, my dick is soo sleek
by lil muny May 23, 2010
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Angry Mexican

My slut and I did an Angry Mexican in front of her parents.
by El Guopo August 31, 2010
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mexican hotpocket

When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.
"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.
by A. Regar June 26, 2008
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mexican breakup

When a man and a woman have a one night stand of sorts, and in the morning, the guy wakes up before the woman and dumps all over her and takes off before he's discovered.
Harold didn't like the way she laughed during sex the night before, so he decided a mexican breakup was the only appropriate way to end the relationship.
by Kyle Barry December 6, 2006
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Mexican sticky balls

There are two types of Mexican sticky balls.
1) A food dish which does not exist as far as I know, where Rice, Beans, and other Mexican ingredients are baked and then covered in salsa, and they are sticky.
2) After a Mexican male is done running (most likely from the police) and he cools down a little bit, he will probably have Mexican sticky balls. It takes a little while for their balls to become sticky, because the sweat has to thicken a little bit. Right when they stop their balls are just wet and slippery. Trust me.
Wife: What's that on my face?
Me: Oh, those are my Mexican sticky balls.
by Rondon January 1, 2008
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Dirty Mexicans

Mexicans who are very dirty. This includes bitches named Lil Wayne and Dora.
OMG DID YOU SEE THOSE DIRTY MEXICANS DOWN THE STREET!!!!
by HitMeHarderThanChrisBrown June 10, 2012
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Mexican Handshake

A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public
I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake
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