your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

Matt

A smarty-pants who goes on "Jeopardy" and wins $16,000. Normally has a short haircut with a long annoying braid, but cuts it off before starting high school. He will possibly become a billionaire or an evil dictator. His goal in life is to rule the world, and make everyone who was mean to him become slaves. He also commonly an atheist.

Person 1: Did you see that freaky dude in Geometry?
Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day.

by poopoholic October 9, 2008

Matt

A fuckin' guy who thinks le chateau is too expensive and drowns girls with axe. is usually cross eyed with ugly shirts on first meetings. his hair is army-like, gelled down and has weird teeth. looks lie a druggy.. he has bulgy eyes.

"Oh my GOD look at that fucked up fish!"
"No dude, that's Matt."

by titpiss March 6, 2009

Mahatma

Another word for "gone", inspired by mahatma Ghandi.

"The cops showed up but I was mahatma"

by G_MON June 12, 2007

Matt

A faggot usually with no friends with a small penis. Sometimes very witty but never knows what's going on

Did you fuck him? Oh ya Matt has a small dick

by Ryan Calftroy October 2, 2014

Matt

A man with an unbelievablely huge penis

Kory:I wish I had a Matt

by Male specimen March 13, 2017

The Matt Mercer Effect

the phenomena in Dungeons and Dragons , where players and Dungeron Masters are never able to live up to the incredible kills of Matt Mercer , The DM GOD

Because of The Matt Mercer Effect , many people have quit playing Dungeons and Dragons because they unable to live up to the awesomeness of Matt Mercer

by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2021