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The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.
Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.
by thatguy20 July 8, 2012
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Mutual Moochery

When two individuals share items at the same time.
The act by which friendships are formed in college.
Dan: Hey, Jack do you have pretzels? We can dip them in my jar of Nutella!
Jack: Sure man, its all cool, its Mutual Moochery
by Psyko_Savant August 29, 2012
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mutual sexterest

A reciprocal interest in having sex between two or more people.
I believe Shaniqua and I have a mutual sexterest.

It appears my mutual sexterest is coming over tonight, do you happen to have some spare spandex and marmalde you can lend me?
by dr_strangemeister March 30, 2013
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Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.
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Muthacunt

Your a muthacunt.
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mutual brain licking

The act of three beautiful and talented AMPers coming together to share thoughts, challenges and ideas for the mutual benefit of all parties. Discussions take place with such speed and uniformity of understanding that it would appear as though the members are licking the ideas out of each others heads - hence the term.
Hi Mark, did you solve that big problem?

Yes Pete, I had a session with Ryan and SJ and sorted it all out whilst also benefitting them both. It were a right proper mutual brain licking.
by mutualbrainlicker August 31, 2016
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Mutthausen by Proxy

A behavior in which a dog owner fabricates and exaggerates health or behavior problems by their dog in order to show how much he/she cares for and worries about their pet.
The poor puppy was wearing both a "collar of shame" and a muzzle, definitely a case of Mutthausen by Proxy.
by brianfest October 21, 2016
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