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Fluff on the Muff

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area
If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.
by Slim August 14, 2004
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muzza

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks..
by Dupz March 31, 2005
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Mull

Australian slang for cannabis. In the 1970s there was a strain of cannabis grown in Northern NSW called Mullumbimby Madness. Thus, Mull became a colloquialism.
I made a sweet, new mull bowl in woodwork today.
It's only early, and anyway, I've still got shit loads of mull left.
I've got nothing on for the rest of the day, let's mull up.
by Roger.Ramjet December 23, 2018
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muff tease

The male equivalent of prick tease. A man who gets women hot for his cock, but does not give it to them.
Marco has been grinding up against those skanks all night, but will give them jack all! What a fucking muff tease!
by Cam69669 August 28, 2008
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Murder Dubs

Once known as "The Twomps" in the 80's, it is now called the Murder Dubs which are the 20th-29th aves along international blvd in Oakland, CA.
we rollin through the dubs right now. MURDER DUBS.
by YouDugg April 22, 2011
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Weaver Muzzle

The notorious muzzle shaped like a "W"

It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.

Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
by BrasilStyle May 19, 2010
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mufucka

Term adj. Used in both a positive and negative manner as a descriptor of the person being spoken to or an object in question and also to describe ones state of frustation.
Yo mufucka you better back your ass up.
Hey homey hows ya mufuckin ass been.
Mufucka i just stumped my toe.
Aint this a mufucka.
by Justice October 15, 2002
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