morning glory flower

When a girl wakes up from a wet dream dripping with morning dew from her vagina much like when a flower has morning dew on its pedals.

I had this dream about Adam Levine last night and I woke up wetter then a morning glory flower soaked in dew.

by polockblaze1 November 6, 2015

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saturday morning slut

saturday morning slut- when you wake up after a wild party the next day only to find a trashy slut next to you in the bed. The bed is wet and there is usually a rubber under the sheets.

If you have more drinks than your liver can handle and black out in a Philly apartment then you are most likely to experience a saturday morning slut.

by topmountain October 20, 2010

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the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)

I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.

by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010

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top of the morning

After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye

Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning

by k1th February 11, 2010

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