Metrosexual

High maintenance male. Usually mistaken for a homosexual, or a flamer.

Metrosexuals enjoy things most men would not- spas, hot baths, manicures, waxing their body hair, even to the extreme- flowers, interior decorating, fashion, makeup, fingernail paint. They like cleanliness, teddy bears, & chick flicks. They are often extraordinary chefs, & have a passion for art.

by John McQuillan October 19, 2004

metrosexual

One who is sexually attracted to large metropolitan cities, derived from the the words metropolitan (huge city) and sexual (wants to do the no-pants-dance with)

You - What the hell, is that guy trying to have his way with a traffic light?!

Me - He must be metrosexual

You - Doesn't that word mean he's straight but likes gay culture?

Me - No, shut up! Whenever someone says that, an etymologist cries

by I heart words November 25, 2007

metropolitan

1. noun - A ridiculous, unbelievable loss that you will likely lose sleep over.

2. verb - To let a seemingly inevitable win slip from your grasp, be it long or short term. Best used when done repeatedly.

3. adjective - Ridiculous in nature.

Etymology - New York Metropolitans (Major League Baseball)

1: "Dude! How did we lose that game...?"

"Don't worry about it, it was just a metropolitan."

2: "Did you see the game last night man?"
"Ugh, did they pull a metropolitan on that one, or what??"

3: "You seem off today, what's wrong?"
"Just having a metropolitan day, is all."

by Mikayyz June 14, 2009

metrosexual

In most of the US: A straight male who is often mistaken as homosexual because of the way he looks/talks/dresses. Metrosexuals are usually into good grooming and healthy habits.

In the southern US: Any man who showers three or more times a week.

Southern Definition:
A) Liek, woah, you smell naice billybob, didja take a showerr las' week?

Billybob: No, ah showerr evvy day!

A) Billybob, yer sucha metrosexual.

by RayBan February 16, 2004

metrosexual

Metrosexual is a man an touch with his femanine side loves to pamper himself.

FOR EG. DAVID BECKHAM, BEN AFFLECK, boy bands like BLUE, AARON KWOK, Taiwanese pop star Vanness Wu, Hrithik Roshan.

by KIT LAM March 9, 2004

metrobisexual

joey t. is metrobisexual

joey likes men and women

by ryan December 11, 2004

merow

Almost like meow. Said by teens who have nothing fun to say in canada.

The bored girl in Canada said "..merow??"

by Mike June 23, 2004