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Scuff lunch

Scuff is an abbreviation for “making your ownmeaning u don’t have others to make your lunch for u
“I’ll scuff lunch tomorrow
by Smallraisinboy June 26, 2021
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portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018
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Lunch Debt

School's nefarious way of punishing children and teenagers for being hungry, because for whatever reason The American School System decided that students deserve to experience severe anxiety and hunger for being poor.

It can also prevent students from graduating and can potentially force them into fucking foster care.
Lunch Debt was invented by fucking Satan
by I Can't Think of a Name lol January 28, 2024
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Lunching

Easier way of saying that you're having lunch.
John: Hey Kyle wanna go and buy a whole box of Monster Energy?
Kyle: Later, I'm lunching rn.
by TomatoTastyNot June 16, 2020
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country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.
I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.
by JimTim July 1, 2015
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Messy Lunch

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.
Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.
There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.
by Grenville Collins, August 4, 2007
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