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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Fat Loafing

When one wastes their entire day just laying around, doing absolutely nothing, or “fat loafing
Dude, take a look a billiam, just sitting there fat loafing!
by Bmartxxx May 8, 2023
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Caca loaf

The name given to a shitty painting contractor named Carlos who sits in the corner watching his workers do everything while ripping them off for money
by BRBetz May 13, 2023
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Evil Leafy

The most dangerous leaf to come across literally don't ever go near an evil leafy from bfdi seriously it's so messed up
WARNING: Don't go near a red leaf or else it will probably eat you
Book: OH MY GOD I SEE EVIL LEAFY!
Ice Cube: AHHHHHHH!!!!
by GoofyAssRizz September 19, 2023
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to loaf

LOAF (verb) - To skillfully navigate the path of financial prosperity, turning every strategic move into a banquet of abundance in very relaxed manner. To embody success, establishing a flourishing existence. To LOAF is to metaphorically accumulate a wealth beyond measure, crafting a future that resonates with prosperity. Much like the universe abides by its laws of attraction, LOAFing aligns one's financial trajectory with the cosmic forces, drawing in success and forming a reality core where abundance is the prevailing rule. one loaf = one million

Example Usage:
In the heartland, we loaf by sowing seeds of financial prosperity. Plant dreams, nurture ambitions, and watch them bloom.

I am loafing it!

Since I am out of these streets I am just loafing.

Just graduated from the school of hustle - now it's time to LOAF! 🎓💰

Just met up with Jake for coffee, and between sips, we were loaf' ing about our financial futures. Easy talk, no stress - just casually navigating the path to get my first loaf.
by btcoverload January 29, 2024
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Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.
Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.
by Porksword153 December 30, 2023
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Steamy Loaf

The term used by intellectuals to refer to their bowel movements, poop, crap, shit, feces, and detritus.
Oh hang on man, I have to drop a steamy loaf before we head out.
by N0where August 19, 2024
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