A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
When you shove a brick of cheese in a sexual orifice, leave your load in it and your partner will put it in a sandwich to eat
by Dirty mingler February 17, 2024
by Tommyc November 13, 2021
When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt
Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
by Ants Are So Crazy July 11, 2013
The process of a video that when the bar of light grey load stops moving, and when you go to watch the video, the load continues to load as you watch the video.
by Cedratto October 28, 2018
A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.
A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.
A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.
A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 03, 2010