lakerfan

A former KOC player who has always deleted his account when he realized he sucked and could not win an age.

Dude, I just pulled a lakerfan!

Your chobo account is so lakerfan!

by madd July 27, 2004

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lacken

OK.. i dont usually be mean like this but i gotta say that lacken is absolutely disgusting. everytime me and my friends look at their webshots we wanna cry. all we say is "ewwwww!!!" . YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN!! you know who u are, they are dirty dirty dirty whores who cake on the CVS orange makeup and who smoke cigerettes like its their job. CONGRATULATIONS LADIES! u smoke cigs! no one gives a shit and its fucken DISGUSTING! so pat yourself on the back for cancer. no one respects yall bc u walk around with shit out, stop frying your hair, stop wearing bad blush across your face, stop looking scary, stop fucking guys who graduated from Oakton like 3 years ago and now are attending NOVA wahoo!, and stop LACKEN bc it needs to end. i feel so sorry for u girls, but like the other person said. THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT! motherfuckers

i dont even need to put an example, everyone knows who they are and what the look like... this is so funny.. im sorry girls, but it is. Take this as an opportunity to change, b/c its needed and yall probably wouldnt have listend to us in any other way bc u wouldve thought we were "hating" on the LACKEN crew, well fuck that. you're ugly, PEACEE!!!

by president bush May 7, 2005

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Laker

Watching a grown person cry after losing to a competitor that they assumed they were superior to, finding out that they are not. Then later, instead of admitting the other team was better, you explain how you had some unrelated problems that impacted your ability to focus to use your full potential. You then start to cry some more and make it so pitifully about you (and not about the better team that beat you) that you become the center of attention.

It occurs in sports, politics.

Everytime the lakers lose a championship (especially to the Pistons or Celtics) they do that.

Hillary Clinton acted like a Laker when she lost to Obama.

Watch Kobe literally cry like a Laker.

The Tea Partiers are a bunch of Lakers

by osirica1 February 25, 2010

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lake bluff

A wanna be Lake Forest

Lake Bluff is a wanna be Lake Forest.

by lil willy November 10, 2008

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Lake Oswego

The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.

The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.

Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.

Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.

by HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY WHAT?!?! hi. December 4, 2010

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Lake Placid

When, during or after sex, the guy randomly jumps off the edge of the bed. Then when the girl goes to check why he jumped off he wraps his legs around her head (making sure that her face/nose is up against his ass) then he farts or shits as hard as he can.

Baxter: "Guess what i fuckin' did this weekend?!"

Chris: "What happened, bro?!"

Baxter: "I gave some stupid bitch a Lake Placid!"

Chris: "Haha! Boo-yah!"

by itsbinkl182 May 3, 2010

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