Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
Get the one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land mug.A whorish female. Land ho doesn't neccesarily mean they're large, fat, or whale-like, but it's a nice addition if they are fat. It's sorta like how to pass off calling a girl a whore in front of teachers without getting teachers pissed. You're supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.
Chick one: "Ugh, here she comes. I can't believe she's dating Monty. She knows I've liked him for, like, ever."
Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."
Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"
Kristin: "What is it?"
Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"
Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."
Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"
Kristin: "What is it?"
Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"
by CyanideKiss February 24, 2010
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One of 360 species of sharks, the Land Shark is a member of the Carcharinformes order (ground shark). Characterized by a sliding flap that covers eyes;
2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.
Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil
Anal fin yes
Interesting Things land sharks are very shy
Number of Gills 5 gills
Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.
Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil
Anal fin yes
Interesting Things land sharks are very shy
Number of Gills 5 gills
Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
by Carcharinformes August 11, 2010
Get the Land Shark mug.A land shark is a cop who pulls onto the road and right when you notice them they pull up so close to your car to run your tag you can practically taste bacon. Oh, and of course ur riding dirty. With your cousin. Who's on probation. While your leaving the Mini Mart he just popped off for child support money.
Damn Ben, I hope you haven't fucked a girl who's raggin', cause tha Land sharks are out for blood today.......
by Melvin MILF September 7, 2011
Get the Land shark mug.that place where you drift off to when someone is talking about a subject that bores, also can be known as spacing out, zoning, and just not paying attentiong
by saxaphoner September 20, 2009
Get the la la land mug.If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.
Girl in cubicle: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.
by Anata May 31, 2007
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