cat lady

gisella ann blake

gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to do… in fact she will be there asap.

by memega July 19, 2022

Ole Lady

Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."

Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"

Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"

by DidderDeeDoo July 26, 2022

lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022

Lady Trifle

The mess left on your face after you’ve gone down on your lady during her period.

“Sarah loves it when I start licking hoofage but I forgot she was on an now I’m covered in lady trifle!”

by Splunky September 24, 2022

Dog Lady

Like a cat lady, but with dogs instead.

That woman with 50 greyhounds down the street is a real dog lady

by nb2021 December 22, 2020

Lady & the Trump

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.

Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

Latigo Lady

A buckle bunny that is into bondage

That fake cowgirl wants any cowboy to tie her down, she’s a latigo lady.

by Scribe_Siren February 18, 2021