by DigiKev December 21, 2008
Get the Knowledge mug.An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.
Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."
by kevnar February 19, 2007
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When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.
When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.
"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."
by lalala36 October 8, 2009
Get the if you know what i mean mug.YOU DUN KNOW is basically a sayin used by pure badmen, rudeboiz, rudegaldem, and all the mandems locked on inside. it means YOU DUN KNOW you wud use this sayin in sad or scary times when mans got his back against the wall and the gunchester/bombingham mandems are comin at him with baaare machete bled ya get me? Its hard to explain so just read the examples bit yeah while i cut off my foreskin yeah U DUN KNOW its gunna hurt yeah
geekman/wasteman - "hold tite the beef n ting"
rudeboi/man with 4skin - "yeah blad you dun know da myspace dot com yeah forward slash beng beng yeah hold tite skepta jme you dun no blad"
geekman/wasteman - yeah man blat blat u dun know the facebook and the faceparty thing fam ya get me?"
rudeboi/man with 4skin - "oi shhut ya mouth waaasteman durkhead YOU DUN KNOW facebook is for fassys and man with no 4skin big up the gears of war mandem yeah one love one life lets get together and feel my right............... testicle ya dun no fam im lyrically sick yeah 1 love breh"
rudeboi/man with 4skin - "yeah blad you dun know da myspace dot com yeah forward slash beng beng yeah hold tite skepta jme you dun no blad"
geekman/wasteman - yeah man blat blat u dun know the facebook and the faceparty thing fam ya get me?"
rudeboi/man with 4skin - "oi shhut ya mouth waaasteman durkhead YOU DUN KNOW facebook is for fassys and man with no 4skin big up the gears of war mandem yeah one love one life lets get together and feel my right............... testicle ya dun no fam im lyrically sick yeah 1 love breh"
by waqar sadeeq February 6, 2008
Get the YOU DUN KNOW mug.Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.
"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor
Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"
Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 13, 2004
Get the you know who mug.A word which was made up and created by Paul McCartney, before him there was no sound but he fixed that and when someone asked how he did it he answered;
"Well, I was sleeping y'know..."
Since then it have been a word used in everyones everyday life y'know.
"Well, I was sleeping y'know..."
Since then it have been a word used in everyones everyday life y'know.
Geege: Hey Baul, how do ye make biscuits?
Paul: Well, you put some butter and flour together y'know.
Teacher: Did you finish your essays?
Me: No because I was sleeping y'know, and me mother came to me and said, just 'Let it be'.
Paul: Well, you put some butter and flour together y'know.
Teacher: Did you finish your essays?
Me: No because I was sleeping y'know, and me mother came to me and said, just 'Let it be'.
by ElvinosDelfinos April 11, 2020
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Kid - I bet there's no more chips in the closet.
Other Kid - Never know..
(He want's the kid to get more)
Example 2
Girl - I bet he's not going to like me..
Other Girl - You never know! :D
(The other girl is giving her confidence)
Kid - I bet there's no more chips in the closet.
Other Kid - Never know..
(He want's the kid to get more)
Example 2
Girl - I bet he's not going to like me..
Other Girl - You never know! :D
(The other girl is giving her confidence)
by radicaldude March 7, 2010
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