Jasper

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.

"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"

by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024

Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

jumperesque

The word jumperesque means "like a jumper". Either in material or shape

He took out a striped green jumperesque shirt and green trousers from the drawer.

by bailofhay May 26, 2024

Jammer

a gun that does not shoot/ is jammed up.

“Yo this nigga done sold me a jammer”
“If he sells you a jammer slap em w it”

by Richard Millie June 4, 2024

japper

when someone is talking shit about you

oh he is such a JAPPER

by handleeldnad June 17, 2024

Jumper cables

Jumper Cables is a game where participants, typically standing in a circle, use a pairs of jumper cables to beat one another until only one participant is left standing.

Hey bro! You wanna play jumper cables?

by Doglyus June 26, 2024

Jasper Sun

The coolest most awesome person in the world, if your name is jasper sun you have an amazing girlfriend who loves you very much.

you are so cool and smart everyone in the entire world loves you and thinks ur rlly cool and handsome!

-Jasper Sun

Hey look at that Jasper Sun he is rocking it today! He gets all them bitches hell ya!

by Jasp.y1234 January 13, 2025