J Wood

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth

Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me

by ihjw247 April 08, 2011

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J-Wipe

Someone that has been embarrassed or proved wrong in a situation.

Kyle is a J-Wipe because he thought two plus two equals twenty two, everyone knows it equals four.

by Aaron Suber December 12, 2007

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1.a person who is not good looking
2. a person who looks poor and like he/she is on drugs
3. someone who is wack

A really wack guy approaches you and you are like, "Man he's a damn J."

by sapphire November 22, 2003

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How u feel in between multiple orgasms...Jonesin for next one coming, while totally in shock from previous one... a J-Tizzy.

She was in such a J-Tizzy, she forgot her own name.

by OneSpecialK September 22, 2016

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anymore of this and im going to go j-cat.

by homerower April 14, 2006

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Man I heard that guy had a J bonedawg during math class.

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a person who doesn't know how to act in jail (when in jail)

These new bitches in are tank are straight j-cats.
That fool keeps cattin off.

by Maguire Corrections October 11, 2010

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